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Sep. 22nd, 2008

Man On Wire

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Apr. 6th, 2008

The LOLcats Make Me ROFLMAO

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Down Here We All Float

AKA study #... I forgot.


Kitty Heaven - Drawing

Merry Christmas everyone!

I got this for Christmas and now I have no excuse NOT to try drawing (which I am terrified of).

My cat, Valinor, got killed a couple of months ago, so I wanted to do a drawing for him.

So, this here is my first attempt at doing a complete drawing in just Photoshop.

My daughter likes it, and misses Valinor, so I will get her a print of this to hang in her room.



Dec. 17th, 2007

DOOVDE!!

Oh God! It's funnier the second and third time around!

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Nov. 9th, 2007

American Wedding

Gogol Bordello rock!




Have you ever been to American wedding?
Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?
Where is the supply that gonna last three days?
Where is the musiciants that got the tase?
Where's the band that likes fanfare
Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours

Ta-tar-ranta-ta-ta
Super taran-ta taran-ta ran-ta ta

Instead it's one in the mornin'
and DJ is patchin' up the cords
Everybody's full of cake
Staring at the floor
Proper couples start to wonder
That it's time to do
People gotta get up early
Yep, they gotta go
People gotta get up early
And she'd gotta boyfriend
And this whole fucking thing
Is just a one huge disappointment

Ta-tar-ran-ta

Nothing gets these people going
not even Gypsy Kings
nobody talks about my Supertheory
of Supereverythings!
SO be you Donald Trump
Or be an anarchist
Make sure that your wedding
Doesn't end up like this

I understand the cultures
Of a different kind
But here word celebration
Just doesn't come to mind

Oct. 19th, 2007

Cats

This post if for people who love cats (and animals in general) and consider them part of the family.




This was my beautiful cat Valinor. AKA Gigantor. He was my cat for 9 years. He was killed by someone who must have been driving faster than they should have, because how the fuck do you not spot a 20 lbs pure white, cat whose kingdom has been that very stretch of road for 3 years?!

Anyway, this is not what I want to talk about. What I do want to talk about is Plumpy from the Humane Society in Tacoma.

I saw this cat yesterday, at the shelter. She must have been at least 22-24 lbs. The people in the shelter said she wasn't doing well, that she was stressed out and hadn't eaten in over a day. Said that her owner of SEVEN years brought her to the shelter because they "could no longer care for her". Yeah , asshole, of course you can't care for her when you've overfed her to the point she has to be carried to her litter box!!!

Anyway, I have a penchant for mmm... unconventional cats, so i said I want to adopt this one. So I waited for them to bring her to me for viewing. 15 minutes later they came and said she doesn't want to come out of the cage because she is so stressed out and was hissing. So I said OK I will come in a few days. The lady hesitated for a second and then told me the cat would be eutanized that night.

You see, they get 30+ cats a day and don't have the room to house them all. They must pick and choose in such a way that they give as many of them a chance to be adopted as possible. So, since a letargic, stressed out cat who didn't want to come out of the cage or eat was not a good candidate for adopting, they were going to put her down so that another cat got a chance to live.

Of course, I knew what they do there but this was way too shocking. Of course I was very upset. So upset, in fact, that the lady I spoke to said she will give that cat one more day.

This morning I called the Humaine society to ask how Plumpy (what a fucked up name! It's like condemning the animal to obesity from the get-go!) was doing and the lady from the day before said that she was doing great, that she had started eating and purring and seeking human attention! Also, she said that her owner came to re-claim her. Said the guy was all upset that he brough her there in the first place, said that he'd made a big mistake, etc.

So, it is a happy ending (I hope) for Plumpy (I'd definitely have changed her name. To George, I think), although I told the lady to give my number to the owner in case they have a change of heart.

She couldn't thank me enough for pleading for the cat's live even if for one more day and this, folks, makes me feel great!

With all this said... if you love animals and want to help save lives and educate people about pets, go to The Humane Society's Website.

The end.

Sep. 25th, 2007

Depeche Mode - The Big Ones

Jul. 24th, 2007

Bulgarian Medics Liberated!!!

(CNN) -- Five Bulgarian nurses and a Palestinian doctor were pardoned by President Georgi Parvanov upon their arrival in Sofia on Tuesday after spending eight-and-a-half years in prison in Libya.


The nurses speak at a news conference on arrival in Sofia.
3 of 3 The medics, who were sentenced to life in prison for contaminating children with the AIDS virus but now maintain their innocence, arrived on board a French presidential plane after the EU agreed a deal with Libya on medical aid and political ties.

The round of negotiations that freed the medics began over the weekend and involved European Union commissioner for foreign affairs, Benita Ferrero-Waldner, chief French presidential aide Claude Gueant and French first lady Cecilia Sarkozy.

The group, accompanied from Libya by Cecilia Sarkozy, was immediately greeted by a delegation of government officials and family members.

"I waited so long for this moment," nurse Snezhana Dimitrova said before falling into the arms of her loved ones, The Associated Press reported.

"I know I am free, I know I am on Bulgarian soil, but I still cannot believe it," 48-year-old nurse Christiana Valcheva told Reuters as the medics and their families wept and hugged each other at the airport.

"This is the result of very tough and long negotiations ... between the European Union and Libyan authorities," Bulgarian Foreign Minister Ivailo Kalfin said. "It has been a long discussion and debate with Libya until we reached this agreement."

According to Kalfin, the deal includes treatments for infected children and humanitarian assistance for their parents. Tripoli and the EU were also to begin discussions on the normalization of political relations.

Kalfin said medical checkups would be the first order of business after the group was welcomed in Sofia.

The nurses and doctor were twice sentenced to death for allegedly infecting more than 400 Libyan children with the virus that causes AIDS. Fifty of the children were reported to have died.

Last week the six medics had their sentences commuted to life in prison, following a $1 million per family payout to each family.

At one point, the nurses all confessed to the crimes, but later said they were coerced into making those confessions.

The children were infected through transfusions. During the trial of the nurses, a French scientist testified that poor hygiene at the hospital likely led to the contamination of the blood used in the transfusions.

He said the contamination dated to 1997 -- two years before the Bulgarians were hired to work in Libya.

European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso said Tuesday the EU could now move to normalize trade and political ties with Libya, AP reported.

"We hope to go on further normalizing our relations with Libya, our relations with Libya were in a large extent blocked by the non-settlement of this medics issue," Barroso told reporters. He said the 27-nation bloc could move to include Libya in regional trade and aid ties with other Mediterranean countries.

Meanwhile, French President Nicolas Sarkozy said Tuesday he would visit Libya following the release of the six. "I will have the chance tomorrow, with Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner, to make a political visit to Libya to help Libya to reintegrate the concert of nations."

Aides had said France linked Wednesday's trip to Libya with the release beforehand of the five Bulgarian nurses and Palestinian doctor.

Jun. 19th, 2007

Hahahahahaaaaaaaa

If you go to a "safari" don't forget to close your sun roof!

Jun. 14th, 2007

Ouch my eyes!

This here is the logo for the 2012 Olympic Games in London. Apparently it cost about $800, 000 to create. I think it is ugly and that my kid could come up with something better for free.



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Edit: For the graphic designers who read this - you can submit your own concept for consideration here

Jun. 7th, 2007

Exercise #6

The moon is very very tired.

Jun. 6th, 2007

Mr. Stagger Lee

Nick Cave looks SO ugly strange but doesn't dissapoint.

May. 9th, 2007

Citizenship

As of May 29th, I will be an American citizen.

That's all.

May. 7th, 2007

My Family Vacation at Disney World

Check out the pictures here

Dan is back from Iraq and we went on vacation at Walt Disney World.

I was excited about going but not thrilled. Until I got there. It's the most amazing place I have ever been to and it was by far the best vacation we've had as a family.

We had a lot of fun and some really retarded yet hilarious moments (the latter have not been captured on film.) Those interested will hear the tales, I am sure.

PS. Having fun 24/7 is tiring!

Apr. 26th, 2007

Air Sex

Hahahahah aaaaahahaha hahahaaha ahahahaha hahaah !!!!!!!!!!


Apr. 20th, 2007

Wall Street Journal Again

OOOh, Dan is quoted again in a page 1 article in the Wall Street Journal. Here is a link to the article but aparently you gotto be a WSJ subscriber to see the whole thing. Dan, however sent it to me in an e-mail, here:

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Wall Street Journal
April 19, 2007
Pg. 1

New Rebuilding Plan In Iraq Ignites Debate About Tactics

U.S. Officials Differ On Best Way to Win Loyalty in Provinces

By Yochi J. Dreazen

TIKRIT, Iraq -- A few weeks ago, Lt. Col. James Foster strode through a newly renovated courthouse here, and cursed loudly.

The Iraqi police who worked on the building had torn holes into several walls haphazardly, leaving piles of broken bricks and debris on the floor. In a room meant to become a judge's office, water spilled from a broken sink. The building's entrance hall was crammed with Iraqi police recruits, who had turned it into a makeshift barracks.

Col. Foster, a reservist temporarily assigned to a State Department team, called over the Iraqi engineer running the project and told him to redo the shoddy repairs.

"We can't build this for you," he snapped.

That point is at the core of the latest American vision for rebuilding Iraq, and of tension within the Bush administration over how to do it.

The State Department is trying to push more responsibility for reconstruction onto the Iraqi government. The Pentagon believes in keeping projects under American control and completing them quickly, to win the loyalty of the Iraqis.

Both approaches have run into difficulties and it's not clear if either will be more effective than the administration's initial reconstruction push, which relied heavily on Halliburton Co., Bechtel Group Inc. and other large American contractors. That $33 billion effort was a flop amid poor oversight, widespread mismanagement and corruption.

In hopes of finding a new way, the State Department in late 2005 began setting up small teams assigned to work in individual Iraqi provinces and coordinate small projects that are funded by the Iraqi government and carried out by Iraqi companies.

"What we want to do is change the mind-set that the U.S. will solve every problem for them," said Stephanie Miley, who was head of the team working on the courthouse, and Col. Foster's boss, until March 30. "We don't want the Iraqis to wake up and see that their sewage doesn't work and have their first thought be, 'The coalition will fix this for us.' We want them to do it themselves."

The provincial reconstruction teams, or PRTs, have been hampered by security problems and difficult relations with Iraqi officials, some of whom are corrupt or incompetent. As a result, the joint U.S.-Iraqi projects proceed fitfully, if at all.

Ms. Miley and other senior State Department officials argue that the provincial teams can lead reconstruction projects in areas of Iraq that are too dangerous for private-sector Western contractors to operate in. They also say the provincial teams can get more bang out of the remaining reconstruction funds by hiring Iraqi firms to carry out the work, rather than relying on more expensive U.S. and European companies.

Many U.S. military commanders, however, think that the State Department's approach is wrong for a country as violent as Iraq. The military's own reconstruction effort takes a different approach, funding the projects it takes on, and overseeing the work itself. The Pentagon believes this is the best way to show Iraqis there are clear benefits to backing the U.S. and not insurgents or terrorists.

"You need to knock out the small, quick projects, or else the Iraqis just give up on the process," said Maj. Christina Nagy, a civil-affairs officer from the 82nd Airborne Division here.

Staffing problems also have caused bad blood between the State Department and the Pentagon. It is hard to recruit civilians to serve on PRT teams and the State Department often fills out its teams with military officers. In February, the State Department officials asked the Pentagon to send 129 additional military personnel to Iraq for as long as six months to serve on the new provincial teams. The request infuriated Defense Secretary Robert Gates, although he approved it.

"It is illustrative of the difficulty of getting other agencies to provide people on a timely basis," Mr. Gates complained to lawmakers at the time.

The State Department's approach got a high-profile endorsement on March 22, when President Bush and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice hosted a meeting at the White House with several leaders of reconstruction teams. The following day, the U.S. said 10 veteran State Department officials would be leaving for Iraq to create 10 new reconstruction teams, doubling the number of PRTs there to 20.

The first PRTs were established in Afghanistan in November 2002 and were credited with some success there. Three years later, Ms. Rice traveled to the northern Iraqi city of Mosul to inaugurate the first Iraqi provincial reconstruction team.

At the time, the U.S. was backing away from the idea of leaving reconstruction to Halliburton and other big U.S. companies. Billions of dollars spent on private contractors had gone missing, leaving Iraq's electricity and water systems far below their prewar conditions.

"The era of big construction, indeed of reconstruction with a capital 'R'...is over," David Satterfield, the top State Department official on Iraq, told reporters in February.

Ms. Miley's team began operating here in the Salahaddin province in April 2006, and is currently working with the Iraqi government on the new terrorism courthouse and approximately 40 other projects, including farmers markets and food warehouses.

A former Peace Corps volunteer, Ms. Miley spent 17 years in the Foreign Service, mostly working in economics-related posts. She met her husband, a U.S. military officer, when they were both deployed to the United Nations peacekeeping mission in Egypt's Sinai Desert in the 1990s. She spent five months in Iraq in 2004 working at the Coalition Provincial Authority and then at the mammoth U.S. Embassy in Baghdad. Last spring, she returned to Iraq to take the helm of the provincial advisory team here.

"My mother always pushes me to do the London-Paris-Rome circuit, but I like getting my hands dirty," she said with a laugh. "I don't do well in cubicles."

In Tikrit, Ms. Miley works out of a small office on the second floor of a former Iraqi air force building located on what is now Contingency Operating Base Speicher, a sprawling U.S. facility that has 24-hour coffee shops, Burger King and Subway fast-food restaurants.

After arriving in Salahaddin last April, Ms. Miley and her colleagues ran into an immediate problem: Most of the Iraqi officials they were supposed to work with wanted nothing to do with them.

The local U.S. military commander, Army Col. Michael Steele, a Special Forces veteran, had tense relations with local Iraqis because of his aggressive use of military power, which is a central focus in the ongoing criminal trial of four of his men for allegedly murdering three Iraqi detainees. The Iraqis greeted Ms. Miley and her colleagues with skepticism and outright hostility.

"All the doors were shut to us, we couldn't get any meetings, and Iraqis went out of their way to ignore us," said Lt. Col. John Bayer, a member of the PRT.

Over time, the provincial governor, Hamad Hamoud al-Shakti, took a strong personal liking to Ms. Miley, who he said reminded him of his wife, Amira al-Rabei, a prominent doctor here.

The two women quickly became friends. But last July insurgents detonated a bomb in Dr. Rabei's medical office, killing her instantly. "Her death was devastating to me," Ms. Miley said.

Ms. Miley's connection to Mr. Shakti has helped open doors, but security concerns still frustrated efforts to get projects going. Impromptu meetings with Iraqis have proved all but impossible; visits to project sites are complicated by the need for military protection.

Ms. Miley's personnel can only venture into Tikrit and other nearby cities a few times a week, and they always travel in convoys of at least three armored Humvees protected by heavily armed U.S. military personnel. Trips are regularly scrapped at the last-minute because of gunfire or roadside bombs, and several military members of the team have been wounded in insurgent ambushes.

Due to safety concerns, many of the team's Iraqi counterparts spend extended periods of time out of the country. Mr. Shakti, for instance, speaks defiantly of never bowing to the insurgents who killed his wife. He says insurgents have tried to assassinate him 16 times. But U.S. officials say he spends at least as much time in Dubai and Jordan as he does in Iraq.

The security restrictions have hampered provincial teams across Iraq. An October audit by the Special Inspector General for Iraq Reconstruction, Stuart Bowen, found that just four of the State Department's 13 main and auxiliary PRT offices then in operation were "generally able" to function effectively and recommended closing the offices in the bloody Basra and Anbar provinces entirely.

Ms. Miley's PRT has also faced criticism from U.S. military commanders.

While Ms. Miley has been trying to build a courthouse, the military has been building a string of new greenhouses across the province. The greenhouses are to include adjacent plots of land where Iraqi farmers can experiment with different types of crops.

The idea for the greenhouses originated with Iraqi agricultural officials, but the Army isn't relying on the Iraqi government to fund or manage the project. Instead, the greenhouses are being purchased with American money, and the 82nd Airborne Division is in charge of hiring the Iraqi contractor and overseeing the actual construction work.

"You need to grab the low-hanging fruit," said Capt. Dan Cederman, a civil-affairs officer for the 82nd Airborne Division. "You need to knock down some short, quick goals to show the Iraqis they have something to gain."

During a recent meeting in a heavily fortified building here with an Iraqi agricultural official, Capt. Cederman said he was thinking of hiring a new local contractor for the project because the current contractor was moving too slowly. "I really want to get the ball rolling on this," Capt. Cederman told the Iraqi official.

"The PRT folks -- with the best of intentions -- see the long-term goal, but don't really know the steps to get there," Capt. Cederman says after the Iraqi left the room. "Iraqis are out of patience, and who can blame them?"

Members of the State Department's provincial teams acknowledge the risks of focusing on long-term solutions to Iraq's manifold problems. But they argue that the military's approach runs the risk of deepening the Iraqi government's dependence on the U.S.

Ms. Miley said that the military may end up building schools or health clinics that the Iraqi government has no intention of supporting with money of its own for staff salaries, supplies, and other operating expenses.

In a nearby town, a U.S. civil-affairs team built a water-treatment plant in September 2003. But the provincial water ministry, because the plant had been built without its approval, refused to provide certain chemicals and spare parts for the facility, U.S. officials said. When the military went back to the town in December 2006, it found that the plant had fallen into disrepair. Military officials say repairing it will now cost at least $80,000 in new U.S. money.

"I'd love to just snap my fingers and get things as fast as possible," said Ms. Miley, who remains in Iraq. "But the projects won't work unless the Iraqis have bought into keeping them alive."

PRT personnel acknowledge, however, that even firm commitments from the Iraqi government are not always enough to ensure that projects are completed.

The new courthouse for terrorism-related cases, for instance, has been in the works for half a year. The idea originated last October with Col. Foster and Andrew Norman, a federal prosecutor from Baltimore who is part of Ms. Miley's team.

The Salahaddin province desperately needs the new courthouse. Suspects believed to have ties to insurgent groups are regularly released because there is no place to put them on trial. Still, it took Col. Foster and Mr. Norman months to persuade local Iraqi politicians to go along with the project and agree on a workable location.

In the end, the U.S. and Iraqi officials settled on an unused portion of an Iraqi military facility housed here, which was already fortified by several walls and guarded by Iraqi security personnel.

In December, the Iraqis promised to cover the costs of renovating the decrepit buildings into workable courtrooms, pretrial detention cells, and judges' chambers. In exchange, the U.S. agreed to buy new furniture and computers. In late February, however, the Iraqis reversed course and asked the U.S. to also pay for the electric work at the site.

When the U.S. personnel visited the site a few days later, Col. Foster discovered much of the repair work was poorly done.

Hunched over the hand-drawn blueprints for the site, Col. Foster pointed to a long series of mistakes, from doorways that were bricked in for no apparent reason to a wall that was left up even through it was supposed to have been torn down.

The Iraqi engineer overseeing the work nodded his head, and said he will ensure the work is done correctly.

"It will take maybe two days to start again, with no more problems," he told the Americans. After the Iraqis left, Col. Foster pulled a colleague aside and told him that he has little confidence in the Iraqis.

"They tell you what you want to hear, and then they drag their feet," he said. "It's one of the little games they play."

PRT personnel are now considering abandoning the building and finding a new site for the courthouse.

Apr. 11th, 2007

Strange Patrol - hahaha!

Well I guess you can have funny things happen even during a tragic time of war.

Taken from Dan's blog:




A Strange Patrol

I know some of the stories that I tell are a bit odd, but this one has to be one of the top. We were heading out of the base camp, going downtown Tikrit. Suddenly, a urgent message comes in over my Blue Force Tracker (Kind of like an instant message). It tells me that there is and IED on the route that I wanted to take downtown on the Z cut. Based on this, I decided to reroute our convoy around that section of the roadway. The alternate route has us approaching the IED site from the North, the veering off to the East in order to avoid the cordon around it. As we approached, I told my crews to keep and eye out for anything suspicious. Seeing as the area we were traveling through would be a good vantage point for any triggerman to detonate his IED on a passing convoy. As we crested a hill and began heading south, I noticed a car parked behind a small blown up building directly to our front. Where the car was parked, had it masked from the IED site. Also of note was that this area is almost never traveled by Coalition Forces and is there are no occupied structures around. I thought this to be a bit strange so I decided to check it out.

We quickly pulled up and boxed in the car so it could not speed away. I dismounted with my assault team and we raised our weapons towards the car, yelling for ay occupants to come out. The rear windows were tinted, so we could not see clearly inside, but there was movement. After a few moments, the door popped open and a Iraqi male came out adjusting his closes.

"Iraqi Army!" he yelled as he pulled out an ID Card from his pocket. SFC Hall began to search him, as I took another team around the back of the building to clear. After an initial search, all seemed clear. We went back to the car and asked what he was doing out here. With a slightly embarrassed look he pointed down towards his pants. "What the hell are you talking about?" SFC Hall asked.

By this time we were all a bit perplexed, so we ordered him to open the doors of the car. All became clear as he opened the back door, where we discovered a young Iraqi woman trying to put all of her clothes back on…..

OOooooohhhhh, sorry about that……

So anyway, we all began to laugh out loud and gave him the thumbs up as we handed him his ID Card back. He waved back to us as we entered our HMMWVV's and he climbed back into the backseat of the car.

Well it didn't take long for this story to get out at the Brigade, and now were are being called the "Sex Patrol". Stamping out Muslim indiscretions around Tikrit…..

Apr. 9th, 2007

Bronze Star

Aww my husband Dan got awarded a Bronze Star medal. It's one step above a Purple Heart.
Dan is the one on the right.

Apr. 5th, 2007

Catch of the Day

Last sunday I had a photoshoot with my friend Chris and his band and my daughter was there too. She wore a creepy mouse mask that was in the props box, but I actually liked it for some of the shots. Like this one:

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